/*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/IdCard.ea0ac1df4e6491a16d39_.css.map*/._2JU2WQDzn5pAlpxqChbxr7{height:16px;margin-right:8px;width:16px}._3E45je-29yDjfFqFcLCXyH{margin-top:16px}._13YtS_rCnVZG1ns2xaCalg{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._1m5fPZN4q3vKVg9SgU43u2{margin-top:12px}._17A-IdW3j1_fI_pN-8tMV-{display:inline-block;margin-bottom:8px;margin-right:5px}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY{border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;letter-spacing:0;line-height:16px;padding:3px 10px;text-transform:none}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY:focus{outline:unset} Weasley had gotten the same letter back in their second year, and Draco remembered that morning fondly. Finally Hermione got up the courage and suggested that Harry found a way to relieve his stress. He was shaking while he put on his robes and he ignored the concerned looks from Harry. were one of the many statements heard. A moment later, Harry was unconscious. Most of fics will be a character traveling back to his younger self, but ocassionally there will be just a time travel. By Mischievous Purple One. I saw Harry as somewhat similar to James Potter yet, sometimes he is still as sweet natured as the Harry we see in the books. ", The Dark Lord rose from his chair, glaring down the table at everyone. Ginny and Helena exchanged high fives and got up for class, ignoring the glares that their older brothers were shooting them with. They're his best friends, wellwere. Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting. Ron spoke of how when his mom got angry and stressed, she just sent a howler. "W-we're trying, but they're-", "Silencio," The Dark Lord waved his wand at the man flippantly, clearly bored with his excuses. Oh, Godric, no. Site: [Archive of Our Own][139924219787472:site] | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2012-06-08 | Completed: 2012-06-13 | Words: 107464 | Chapters: 18/18 | Comments: 102 | Kudos: 659 | Bookmarks: 180 | Hits: 22809 | ID: 427653 | Download: [EPUB][139924219787472:epub] or [MOBI][139924219787472:mobi] [139924219787472:site]: http://www.archiveofourown.org/ [139924219787472:epub]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.epub?updated_at=1387610162 [139924219787472:mobi]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.mobi?updated_at=1387610162. James and Lily are alive, and Harry gets an interesting Howler after crashing the car at the beginning of second year. In the beginning of Harry Potter's 4th year at Hogwarts, he recieves a howler from his "Uncle" Sirius Black, informing Harry of his younger . When she eventually meets the worlds most fractured soul though, will pity and sympathy change her quest to destroy all the horcruxs? Harry smiled. NOW THERE'S THE MOST PATHETIC PERSON ON EARTH TEACHING AT THE SCHOOL WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF 'UMBRIDGE' AND HAS RUINED MY LIFE MORE THAN YOU!??! Voldemort takes notice of him after he feels their scar connection at a Malfoy party and starts writing him letters. In a series of events culminating in Voldemort receiving that letter, Harry discovers what it means to request the aid of a possessive Dark Lord. To ma Barks, Howler, Wings and Kit are bestfriends, like sisters some would sayMckenzie Artemis Anne Jamie Potter, James Potter's twin, known as Mixy.. There was a post on Tumblr that J.K. Rowling revealed in an interview that Lily was pregnant with another child when Voldemort came for a little visit on Halloween. 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"It is with great sadness that I must inform you that your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Umbridge has been brutally murdered by the Dark Lord. "Ignore the Potter boy My Lord, he's just acting as an insolent brat-" Snape began but then Voldemort started ranting "HOW DARE THAT BOY CHALLENGE ME, I DON'T NEED A NOSE TO BE FRIGHTENING! Privacy Policy. The Lightning has recruited a wide variety of dark wizards as well as familiar faces to his side, and will not stop until he rules the entire world. The Death Eaters eyed The Dark Lord warily, horror and badly concealed amusement on their faces as they waited to see just how furious he would be. "There are a lot of people who would wish to send me one, of course. Yes child I am talking about Sirius Black, you are a lot like him you know. 75.8k. "How may Dobby help Master Harry?" Voldemort sends harry a howler. Oh, I mean, Not sending in a friendly half-giant to scare him. He needed to compose himself, he won't let his father scare him while he's here. What if Voldemort chose Neville? "HARRIET POTTER THAT WAS BRILLIANT!" He cringed at Sirius's nickname for him. Pettigrew might be rotting in Azkaban in this AU). 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EITHER WAY YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC, AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE?!? This work could have adult content. Warner Brothers. He knows that Snape had sent his parents a letter regarding his sorting. Do you think I could be one too?!" The silence lifted and the room began to fill with morning chatter once more. "You'd better open it and get it over with Harry." But obviously they knew Harry was at Privet drive. After the war, two broken souls find solace in each other. "The Chudley Cannons are bound to finish last this year too." "I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED.". But no slash, or Harry/Voldemort pairings. Elizabeth Monrowe and Felicity Sparks are the two marauders Sirius didn't mention. Harry looked down and saw that one was from his mom, and one was from Prongs and Padfoot. "And that is no laughing matter," Lily snapped. Falling in love is not enough - it is to grow in love that matters. Thread recommendations using linksub(thread_id)! Helena rolled her eyes at her brother just as a tawny owl swooped into the Great Hall, bearing Lily's howler. She knows that her sister has secretly been hoping to find the guy that she has liked for years but before she could, she was taken away. Draco could feel the manor's magic twist as the wards let something through. I WANT YOU TO WRITE AN APOLOGY TO THE WEASLEYS IMMEDIATELY! said Ron. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 3 | Words: 29,305 | Reviews: 151 | Favs: 1,006 | Follows: 444 | Updated: 2/17/2011 | Published: 2/10/2011 | Status: Complete | id: 6731545 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Angst | Characters: Harry P., N. Tonks | Download: EPUB or MOBI. With that, the howler burned itself up, leaving just a small pile of ash in front of the Dark Lord. yeah :D i think I read that one and have no problem read it once more. Man. I know I've mentioned this one a few times, but there are letters. I look plenty scary on my own, I'm not going to say anything about the part where you called me a hot bastard because it's simply disturbing. "Dobby!" Ron Weasley is on his mother's naughty list again. How'd you like that descrip Sirius Black told his godson Harry Potter about the four boy marauders, but what if he forget about the two girls? And in one universe he killed both James and Lily and only Harry survived. The howler was like a time bomb and Malach had no intention of being caught within range of the explosion. Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. Work Search: Harry had sobered up instantly and Hermione had to help him untie the howler from Malach as he was twittering around nervously. Helena Potter, Harry's younger sister, eyed the owl wearily but she continued to eat her breakfast. I confess myself disappointed.. (Lil' drarry) I was in a bad mood and Umbridge is a lovely victim. It said that they had similar minds, different goals, that Draco was more mature, which he didn't think he was. There was one thing to be out with your friends after dark having . In book 5. Its only when its too late when they realize that they should have cherished every single moment they had with each other. Please consider turning it on! The Hat had asked him where he wanted to go, it asked what he wanted. He really didn't want to go to breakfast. You never know who could be listening in. "And did you see Ginny and Helena on the train yesterday?" That would mean that Neville would have been the Chosen One instead and that would also mean that Harry would still have his parents and Sirius. He gets involved in much the same trouble as his canon self, but doesn't quite have the good name of Harry Potter, leading Dumbledore and co. to become wary of him. "Draco" Father muttered to Draco under his breath, "Is that-", "Yeah," Draco confirmed, just as soft. Been dobbing on me to mummy, have you? They proved time and time again that they would do anything to get in the Dark Lords good graces, even stab one another in the back. He had only heard of Howlers but this had to be one. Lily spluttered. "Morning Ron! Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 10 | Words: 22,510 | Reviews: 887 | Favs: 4,241 | Follows: 883 | Published: 7/29/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3689325 | Language: English | Genre: Humor | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. age of adaline comet. linkao3(Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. "He broke the law James! James and Sirius were now standing in the doorway of the Living Room with gleeful expressions in anticipation what the oldest Potter son had done one his first night at Hogwarts. "I know it may be a lot to take in but-" Dumbledore began but before he could the Great Hall erupted in to cheers. "Helena, you're so lucky you're the youngest, you get away with everything!" "James Potter! "IF YOU STICK YOUR NOSE OUT OF LINE AGAIN, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT TO AZKABAN.". Ron and Hermione were terrified to get near him because of all the uncontrollable magic he was leaking, Snape and Umbridge's BULLSHIT wasn't helping the matter. So Draco stared at his tie, remembering what his mother had told him as well. To those that read my other fics: I'm so sorry they've been in hiatus so long, but this fic actually got me going again, so hopefully you'll see a new chapter soon!! #dobby #dracomalfoy #drarry #harry #harrypotter #hermione #hogwarts #lordvoldemort #luciusmalfoy #ron #ronweasley #snape #umbridge The room was silent for a second before Lord Voldemort and Lucius yelled in unison, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FILTHY HOUSE ELF/DOBBY". "How is it that a child and his two friends have managed to elude you this entire time?". Harry already knowing what he was gonna say just smiled and nodded. Draco shuddered, shutting down the thought as he entered the manors great hall. What would happen if Voldemort received a howler? ALL BECAUSE I SAID THAT YOU WERE ALIVE, NOW EVERYONE IS READING THE MOST PATHETIC BOOKS ON EARTH, I'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO A LIFE OF DETENTION IN WHICH I'M FORCED TO CUT UP MYSELF, AND THE WIZARDING WORLD HAS BEEN INFLUENCED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR DEAD AND WILL NEVER BACK BECAUSE YOUR NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!!!!! As Hermione was about to lecture Harry a pitch black owl flew into the Great Hall and landed in front of Harry. Instead he looked pale and frightened, and he glanced around anxiously before speaking again in a hushed voice. He was also in his bedroom in Number 4 Privet Drive. "There is no point in betting whether they would win.". DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! Harry Potter | Voldemort | Short Stories Humour Completed Sends Howler Shot. Site: [fanfiction.net][139924237154512:site] | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Words: 4,812 | Reviews: 126 | Favs: 662 | Follows: 106 | Published: 3/16/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3442851 | Language: English | Genre: Humor | Characters: Harry P., Severus S. | Download: [EPUB][139924237154512:epub] or [MOBI][139924237154512:mobi] [139924237154512:site]: http://www.fanfiction.net/ [139924237154512:epub]: http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=3442851&source=ff&filetype=epub [139924237154512:mobi]: http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=3442851&source=ff&filetype=mobi, linkao3(archiveofourown.org/works/427653/chapters/719529). Wholesome Howlers though, but her kids are still left mortified. I stumbled upon this reddit post yesterday that made me absolutely cry I laughed so hard. Both have a Harry Potter who, after being kicked out of the Dursleys, ends up going to Hogwarts under the false identity of muggleborn orphan Mark Twist. If it is not opened or there is a delay in opening it, the letter smoulders, explodes violently, and shouts . "He is breaking the law!". (See the end of the work for more notes.). Just one. Hermione asked. Lord Voldemort was in a meeting with Peter Pettigrew, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, and Severus Snape when a house elf appeared. a chuckle could be heard from beside the young [h/c] girl. 102 guests ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} But why didn't he? Sirius' own brother had stopped talking to him, but Sirius had stopped talking to him as well. The letter burst into life and announced James' disappointment to the entire hall. Dumbledore always said that Harrys strength was his ability to love. In book 5. Time travel fics in Harry Potter fandom. "What do you mean she gets away with everything? James tried to pull the parchment from her grasp. Walburga finds letters from Remus under Sirius' bed and sends him a Howler at Hogwarts. .ehsOqYO6dxn_Pf9Dzwu37{margin-top:0;overflow:visible}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu{height:24px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu{border-radius:2px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:focus,._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:hover{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-navIconFaded10);outline:none}._38GxRFSqSC-Z2VLi5Xzkjy{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT{border-top:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);cursor:pointer;padding:8px 16px 8px 8px;text-transform:none}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT:hover{background-color:#0079d3;border:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-body)} Roy Mustang is sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter and defeat the Lightning, a mysterious villain who pulled the strings of both Father and the Homunculi and Voldemort and the Death Eaters. #snape . Not a school rule! He had dodged the howler bullet, at least temporarily. A long pause ensued and Harry sat in anticipation, wondering whether this was the final straw and James was going to lecture him on his brash actions. Draco could see the name Tom Riddle written across the front in a familiar messy scrawl. He threw a panicked glance at the Dark Lord, but he didn't seem to have caught Draco's thoughts. A misunderstanding between two girls in love drives a wedge in between their relationship. Exhausted and anemic from Umbridge's Blood Quill, Harry decides to relieve stress by writing Voldemort a parody of a letter, intimating that Harry wouldn't mind if Voldemort murdered Umbridge (not that he'd ever send it, of course). Helena rolled her eyes at her brother just as a tawny owl swooped into the Great Hall, bearing Lily's howler. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harrys strength was compassion? a young, sheltered Omega, has been sent away from Malfoy Manor for his own protection. 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Trelawney in the book tells . Heart wrenching, I know! The voice boomed, making Draco choke. AU. Then they pulled, causing Ron to fall out of his bed and yell. linkffn(12825622). Though flames burned brightly in the sconces on the wall, they barely staved off the gloom that had settled through the halls of Malfoy manor since The Dark Lord had arrived. Ron yelled standing up, glaring at Harry. On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. The news of someone getting a Howler was always popular in Hogwarts; Harry Potter especially as he usually got into trouble, and when he did, there would be a small betting pool on whether the Howler was James or Lily - James generally cheering Harry on and Lily scolding him. "It's nice to see you're in a better mood Harry" said Hermione happily. James headed over to study table and enchanted a piece of parchment. Everything was going downhill for Draco, but at the same time, everything seemed brighter. Harry just smiled at Ron "It's fine" responded. here Lily paused as there were protests in the background and a furious Lily casting muting spells on the other two inhabitants in the Living Room. #ron Voldemort comes back in Harry's 4th year. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE A COWARD!!!!! Reply. In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'. Harry should have sent him a howler. The sunlight made its way into the boy's dormitory where six young first-years still laid sleeping. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. "M-my lord," One of the Death Eaters blubbered (Draco couldn't be bothered to learn his name). Hermione shook her head disapprovingly. It made his body shake. "My Lord," Aunt Bellatrix said hesitantly. #hermione Harry ends up having to write back since Voldemort is not someone you can refuse writing back too. Will parody do? "I expect you know what this is all about, then?" DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! And in one universe he killed both James and Lily and only Harry survived. Snape had glared with such hatred at the young Potter boy that everyone near Harry hadn't dared to look up at the Potions Master. Harry greeted, smiling at the blonde. Browse through and read popular howler fanfiction stories and books. 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FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILL ME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? This is an exceptional event which, by chance of the calendar, falls on Valentine's Day. Govad flew off instantly, a bad omen in Harry's opinion. Pansy, Blaise, and Theo. Voldemort takes notice of him after he feels their scar connection at a Malfoy party and starts writing him letters. Each time I was with you, though, the chasm of yearning widened like a maw of a predator ready to chomp on my bleeding heart. An epistolary collection of letters, howlers, bets, invitations, and other assorted bits of paper between Minister for Magic Hermione Granger-Malfoy, her fabulously wealthy house husband and their rambunctious brood of kids as they navigate their Hogwarts years. James commented, chuckling as he took the newspaper from Remus. #dobby tip: arthur merlin words>1000 sort:hits. The howler continued. It's time for breakfast!". For The Feels. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. THE WHOLE GRAVEYARD INCIDENT'S PURPOSE WAS FOR THE WORLD TO KNOW I WAS ALIVE! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Regulus, what kind of trouble? Sirius repeated, his rapidly-growing panic causing his voice to raise. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Once down there, the room fell silent and the older students stared at Draco and whispered. "We'll talk to him when he gets back during Christmas.". It was the first night since Harry's birth that there were no children about the Potter house and the two men were intending to make use of this opportunity to down a few Firewhiskeys. Follow her nefarious plots, and Harry's desperate attempts at avoiding being manipulated by someone in the shadows. 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